Okay, you well-wishers, I’m back — hold your shipments of Zoloft for now. I relaxed a bit by watching “The Dark Knight” at the movie theater off Union Square.
While I’ve always enjoyed Batman movies, I watched this one with new eyes. After all, aren’t I a new resident of Gotham?
What would it really be like to share a city with the Dark Avenger? I think there’s a good chance that gratitude would be only one of the opinions that citizens of Gotham (Goths? Gothamians?) would have. I imagine the headlines one might really read in the Gotham Daily:
BATMOBILE LOPPED OFF MY PASSENGER MIRROR
Sixth Time This Week
EXPLOSIONS IN WAREHOUSE DISTRICT
Caped Crusader Too Late…Again?
ELDERLY WOMAN HOSPITALIZED, DOG KILLED BY FALLING GLASS
Bad-Boy Batman on Skyscraper Rampage
2 responses so far ↓
1 RizzoJ // Aug 19, 2008 at 2:49 am
How’d it sound? …I wonder if you noticed who had his “ears” on the sound mix for the Dark Knight! ;-P
2 Sulley // Aug 23, 2008 at 10:06 pm
BATMAN SAVES CITYFROM LUNATIC, FAILS TO BALANCE BUDGET
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